SolSimRem
It's a god-awful small affair
Mi7Lam
to the girl with the mousy hair
SolRe
But her mummy is yelling "No"
Re7Sol
and her daddy as told her to go
SimRem
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Mi7Lam
as she walks through her sunken dream
SolRe
To the seat with the clearest view
Re7Sib
and she's hooked to the silver screen
Sib+ Solm
But the film is a saddening bore
Sol# Mib
For she's lived it ten times or more
Sol7Dom
She could spit in the eyes of fools
Mib
as they ask her to focus on
DoFaSol
Sailors, fighting in the dance hall
LamFamSol
Oh man! look at those cavemen go,
SolmRem
it's a freakiest show
FamDo
Take a look at the Lawman,
FaSol
beating up the wrong guy
LamFamSol
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
SolmRem
he's in the best selling show
FamLamLabDoRe
Is there life on Mars?
SolSol#dimLamLa#dimSimDoDomSolSimRem
It's on Amerika's tortured brow
Mi7Lam
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
SolRe
Now the workers have struck for fame
Re7Sol
'Cause Lennon's on sale again
SimRem
See the mice in their million hordes
Mi7Lam
From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads
SolRe
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
Re7Sib
To my mother, my dog and clowns
Sib+ Solm
But the film is a saddening bore
Sol# Mib
`Cause I wrote it ten times or more
Sol7Dom
It's about to be writ again
Mib
As I ask you to focus on
DoFaSol
Sailors, fighting in the dance hall
LamFamSol
Oh man! look at those cavemen go,
SolmRem
it's a freakiest show
FamDo
Take a look at the Lawman,
FaSol
beating up the wrong guy
LamFamSol
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
SolmRem
he's in the best selling show
FamLamLabDoRe
Is there life on Mars?
SolSol#dimLamDoFaFamDo